TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.

THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE SIZE GUY WEIGHING
ABOUT 170 LBS.

THE 2ND MAN IS A HUGE FAT GUY WEIGHING ABOUT
375 LBS.

THE 2ND GUY ASKS THE 1ST GUY. "WHEN YOU HAVE
SEX WITH A WOMAN, DO YOU ALWAYS HIT BOTTOM?"

THE 1ST GUY REPLIES, "IT DEPENDS ON THE WOMAN,
HOW ABOUT YOU?"

THE 2ND GUY REPLIES, "I ALWAYS HIT BOTTOM, NO
MATTER WHO I'M WITH."

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T HELP BUT TO HIT BOTTOM
WHEN YOU "MASH IT FLAT".