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Home > Funny Jokes > Dirty-Jokes > College Rules



On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.

Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.

Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.

Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?"

One student asked, "How much for a season pass?"


Rated: 4.75/10 | Votes: 164 | Views: 20,698 |Submitted: Jul 18th, 2004
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