Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?

A: Opens the car door.

Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex?

A: Kick open the car door.

Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?

A: More leg room.

Q: What do blondes say after sex?

A: "Are you boys all in the same band?"

Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?

A: Because everybody gets a turn.

Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?

A: Because she's been laid all over the country.

Q: What important question does a blonde ask her mate before having sex ?

A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?

Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?

A: She drops her nail-file

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?

A: Data transfer.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?

A: A wine cellar.

Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?

A: Peroxide.

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?

A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?

A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.