Two college room mates live a block or so from their favorite bar. On a school night they decide to go to the bar for a beer or two.

After they have been there awhile and it is starting to get late one of the room mates decides to go home as he has an early class in the morning and the other stays on.

The next evening the room mate who stayed home asks the other one what went on after he left.

The party animal roomie tells him, "I got sick of the bar after awhile so I started home, but on the way I saw a big party and since I was slightly hammered I decided to crash it!

Man it was great! I don't remember a whole lot except.... I remember they had a golden toilet... It was so cool!"

The more sober roomie says, "Oh sure they did. Just how loaded were you?"

The other roomie says, "Well I can prove it to you. There aren't that many houses between here and the bar. I bet I can find it again."

So these two chuckle heads walk down the street asking people in their homes if they have a golden toilet.

Finaly they come to a big old house and a tired loking middle aged woman answers the bell.

They ask her about the Golden Toilet and she looks at them puzzled for a moment, and then she hollers up the stairs, "Harry, the kid who crapped in your tuba is here!"