A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He asks for a pint. The bartender gives him one.

Then the man asks, "Who's in the lounge?"

The bartender replies. "15 people playing darts."

The man says, "Get them a pint too."

Then he asks, "Who's upstairs?"

The bartender replies, "150 people at the disco."

The man says, "Get them a drink too."

The bartender says, "That will be $328 please."

The man says, "Sorry but I haven't got that much money on me."

The bartender says, "If you were at the pub a mile from here, they would of broke your neck."

The man says, "I've all ready been there."